english "comma gets a cure"

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User: zeroschism
Date: 7/10/2016 10:40 pm

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Gender: male
Age range: Adult

Language: En
Pronunication dialect: General American English

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Microphone: kinobo akiro
Audio Card: Built-in audio card
Audio Recording Software: arecord
O/S: Linux - raspberrypi 4.4.11-v7

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File type: wav
Sampling rate: 16000Hz
Sample rate format: 16bit
Number of channels: 1

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Transcriptions:

cc-01 Well, here's a story for you: Sarah Perry was a veterinary nurse

cc-02 who had been working daily at an old zoo in a deserted district of the territory,

cc-03 so she was very happy to start a new job at a superb private practice

cc-04 in north square near the Duke Street Tower.

cc-05 That area was much nearer for her and more to her liking.

cc-06 Even so, on her first morning, she felt stressed.

cc-07 She ate a bowl of porridge, checked herself in the mirror

cc-08 and washed her face in a hurry. Then she put on a plain yellow dress

cc-09 and a fleece jacket, picked up her kit and headed for work.

cc-10 When she got there, there was a woman with a goose waiting for her.

cc-11 The woman gave Sarah an official letter from the vet.

cc-12 The letter implied that the animal could be suffering from a rare form

cc-13 of foot and mouth disease, which was surprising,

cc-14 because normally you would only expect to see it in a dog or a goat.

cc-15 Sarah was sentimental, so this made her feel sorry for the beautiful bird.

cc-16 Before long, that itchy goose began to strut around the office like a lunatic,

cc-17 which made an unsanitary mess.

cc-18 The goose's owner, Mary Harrison, kept calling, "Comma, Comma,"

cc-19 which Sarah thought was an odd choice for a name.

cc-20 Comma was strong and huge, so it would take some force to trap her,

cc-21 but Sarah had a different idea.

cc-22 First she tried gently stroking the goose's lower back with her palm,

cc-23 then singing a tune to her. Finally, she administered ether.

cc-24 Her efforts were not futile. In no time, the goose began to tire,

cc-25 so Sarah was able to hold onto Comma and give her a relaxing bath.

cc-26 Once Sarah had managed to bathe the goose, she wiped her off with a cloth

cc-27 and laid her on her right side. Then Sarah confirmed the vet's diagnosis.

cc-28 Almost immediately, she remembered an effective treatment

cc-29 that required her to measure out a lot of medicine.

cc-30 Sarah warned that this course of treatment might be expensive -

cc-31 either five or six times the cost of penicillin.

cc-32 I can't imagine paying so much, but Mrs. Harrison - a millionaire lawyer -

cc-33 thought it was a fair price for a cure.

cc-34 Comma Gets a Cure and derivative works may be used freely for any purpose

cc-35 without special permission provided the present sentence

cc-36 and the following copyright notification accompany the passage in print,

cc-37 if reproduced in print, and in audio format in the case of a sound recording:

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